The Amazing High-Flatus Seduction System ANY Man With A Colon Can Use To Get Hot Women Chasing Him And Begging Him For Sex
Dear Friend Who Really Gives A Shit About Bagging And Banging Hot Girls,
I used to be a real loser with girls; a bigger loser than even you are right now.
But I stumbled on to a secret that you-yes YOU, sitting their pulling your pud and collecting unemployment-can put to use TONIGHT to start banging the juicy, huge-titted, succulent young tail that’s got you choking your chicken until you’ve got blisters.
I don’t care if you are broke.
I don’t are if you are fat.
I don’t even are if you are too retarded to read this sales copy.
All I care about is that:
1. You are ready to get laid like a rockstar and….
2. YOUR CREDIT CARD IS READY TO GET MAXXED OUT TO THE LIMIT
The Secret I Found In A Pound Of Raw Cabbage That “Jet Propelled” Me To Bedroom Super-Stardom, LIVING IN MY DOUBLE-WIDE!
Here is the gunch “good news”, the “getting some gospel” you’ve been drooling to hear:
Women Will Always Go For The High Flatus, And You Can Be That “High-Flatus” Guy, Usually In 3-4 Hours
Look: back in the “cave man” days, guys didn’t have fancy cars or big bank accounts. And usually, food was so scarce, no one was packing big biceps or tight abs.
Nope, what mattered is access to resources-again, food. And the way guys proved this was…
By Showing All The Signs Their Bellies And Colons Were Filled With Grub That The “Cave Bitches’ Were Craving
Yep. You got it. The caveman who most “dealt it’ was the one who got his pink-club “felted” by all the most juicy cave-girls, because he was
displaying access to the most precious resources for survival.