Our Kiss Adventures

Once when me and my love had fun in sending text messages to each other, which is somehow our usual habit when we are apart, He asked me why the kiss is the symbol of love??!…That was a turning point again made me digging into human behaviours, exploring the myth of evolution to find the roots behind which led us to do kiss…Beside this confusing long story which I’m not so eager to illustrate here right now, coz I’m pretty sure all of u have more knowledge in these evolutionary issues than me; one question sparks into my mind to ask u a favour to write here:

‘’How was ur first kiss experience?’’ ‘’Wt did it feel like?’’ ‘’How was ur most memorable kiss?’’ ‘’where did it take place?

Or share us any funny or amazing kiss story u might have experienced; although such discussions abt personal matters are almost difficult
Hopefully by this way, sharing our kiss stories, beside the fun and entertainment we may have; our English will be improved…

Any volunteer?

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نوشته اصلی از سوی Fiona

the myth of evolution

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:letsdothis:Evolution is not a myth , its a fact

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نوشته اصلی از سوی Fiona

Once when me and my love had fun in sending text messages to each other, which is somehow our usual habit when we are apart, He asked me why the kiss is the symbol of love??!…That was a turning point again made me digging into human behaviours, exploring the myth of evolution to find the roots behind which led us to do kiss…Beside this confusing long story which I’m not so eager to illustrate here right now, coz I’m pretty sure all of u have more knowledge in these evolutionary issues than me; one question sparks into my mind to ask u a favour to write here:

‘’How was ur first kiss experience?’’ ‘’Wt did it feel like?’’ ‘’How was ur most memorable kiss?’’ ‘’where did it take place?

Or share us any funny or amazing kiss story u might have experienced; although such discussions abt personal matters are almost difficult
Hopefully by this way, sharing our kiss stories, beside the fun and entertainment we may have; our English will be improved…

Any volunteer?

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I'll do that Fiona, but why don't u go ahead and start with your story :4:

This has also been a question on my mind, why do we kiss, but when you really think about it, we do all sorts of things in sex that rationalistically speaking, don't make any sense whatsoever ... let's not get into that right now :)

The first time I made out with a chick was in a night club at the age of 14 , it was an all ages club and i was just hanging out there with bunch of buddies and then we went to the dance floor and they immediately started grind dancing with 3 gingers, I was a little bit pussy back then and couldn't go forward but a chick pulled my hand from behind and started making out with me out of the blue , and i went through with it
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نوشته اصلی از سوی David Hume

The first time I made out with a chick was in a night club at the age of 14 , it was an all ages club and i was just hanging out there with bunch of buddies and then we went to the dance floor and they immediately started grind dancing with 3 gingers, I was a little bit pussy back then and couldn't go forward but a chick pulled my hand from behind and started making out with me out of the blue , and i went through with it
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I assume you can't really get into details since your wife has access here too? :4:

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نوشته اصلی از سوی Mehrbod

I assume you can't really get into details since your wife has access here too?

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, It was a make out session in a public place , nothing really happened
and my wife does not have access to my laptop , and even if she could whats the big fucking deal? I made out with someone when i was 14!(and hundreds more after that!) do you think she didnt and i was her first? fuck no

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نوشته اصلی از سوی David Hume

Evolution is not a myth , its a fact

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Oops!!

he he he…actually I was kidding; take it easy!

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نوشته اصلی از سوی Mehrbod

I'll do that Fiona, but why don't u go ahead and start with your story

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Hmmm; nice to hear urs…also It would be great if more people shared their experiences.

Well, my first kiss expercince, absolutely horrible one. Let me set the situation…me and my date went out for dinner; but suddenly he changed his mind on the way…grabbed my hands; then he said: ’’Let’s hanging around…Another night we gonna make it’’
I didn feel comfortable all the night as I hadn’t predicted he might do so…the most boring guy I had ever seen…talking nonsense and stupid…
At the end of our journey, when we reached to our home and I was goin to get out his car; he pulled back my hands; hooked me up and kissed my lips…Ugh; so gross…’’WTF he did?!!’; asked myself…so disgusting!! Me, at that moment little shocked, embarrassed and upset….

That night I was super nervous and angry coz I had supposed to eat full dinner in my fav restaurant but he messed up all my plan…the last time I ever saw him and since after I’ve never agreed to visit him again…

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نوشته اصلی از سوی David Hume

I made out with someone when i was 14!(and hundreds more after that!)

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Then share us the rest of ur hundreds…LOL :e105:

We’re looking forward to the pleasure of hearing frm u !!

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نوشته اصلی از سوی Fiona

Oops!!

he he he…actually I was kidding; take it easy!





Hmmm; nice to hear urs…also It would be great if more people shared their experiences.

Well, my first kiss expercince, absolutely horrible one. Let me set the situation…me and my date went out for dinner; but suddenly he changed his mind on the way…grabbed my hands; then he said: ’’Let’s hanging around…Another night we gonna make it’’
I didn feel comfortable all the night as I hadn’t predicted he might do so…the most boring guy I had ever seen…talking nonsense and stupid…
At the end of our journey, when we reached to our home and I was goin to get out his car; he pulled back my hands; hooked me up and kissed my lips…Ugh; so gross…’’WTF he did?!!’; asked myself…so disgusting!! Me, at that moment little shocked, embarrassed and upset….

That night I was super nervous and angry coz I had supposed to eat full dinner in my fav restaurant but he messed up all my plan…the last time I ever saw him and since after I’ve never agreed to visit him again…





Then share us the rest of ur hundreds…LOL :e105:

We’re looking forward to the pleasure of hearing frm u !!

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Fiona I'm starting to doubt whether you can speak persian at all, and I'm sorrrry honey but ... your english kinda makes reading your story twice as funny :)

please write sth in persian too, let us get some insight into you ...

and abt my story... well my [real] first kiss was indeed awkward too, long story short, I was about 14 or 15 and there was this girl whom I've been in love with for quite some time. She (let's call her šâdi) didn't reallly love me, but she did like me, I guess a lot.

We were mostly friends and hung out a lot together and all that .. until her family decided to immigrate and there she was, a bit saddened and depressed; She asked me if there was anything I wanted to say or to do with her before she left for good, and me being me :4: I said "I wanna sleep with you before you leave for ever.. šâdi!", and well who could've thought of that, she agreed to and called it a farewell gift to me :))

So we arranged the time and place at my parent's and there we were, sitting on the sofa talking nonsense .. until I asked her quite awkwardly if she's going to kiss me, and she reluctantly - at the very least I think she thought I'm to initiate it -
got close and kissed my lips .. it wasn't a sensational or enjoyable kiss either - probably I was too nervous to enjoy anyway - it was rather rough and clumsy, but there it was, my first kiss, with my first love.

We didn't have intercourse afterwards... instead we made out in my parent's! bedroom for some time .. this part was both more romantic and memorable.

I can still smell her scent and picture her beautiful image in my mind ..

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نوشته اصلی از سوی Mehrbod

I'm sorrrry honey but ... your english kinda makes reading your story twice as funny :)

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I don't get it..is that so awful?!! :e405:LOL

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نوشته اصلی از سوی Mehrbod

well who could've thought of that, she agreed to and called it a farewell gift to me :))

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wow; wt a lucky guy!! :e415:

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نوشته اصلی از سوی Fiona

wow; wt a lucky guy!! :e415:

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Yeah.. I think I could consider myself pretty lucky, not so many people get the chance to sleep with their first love in life.

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نوشته اصلی از سوی Fiona

I don't get it..is that so awful?!! :e405:LOL

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well kinda :)
I could point out your mistakes if you like, you rather do a fine job and I like ur writing style too, but it's just some silly mistakes here and there, for instance,

- "... coz I had supposed to eat full dinner in my fav restaurant ..."

this is well just plain wrong in so many ways :) the proper way to say it would be:
- "... coz I was supposed to eat a full dinner in my fav"

even better:
- "... coz I was supposed to have a night out dinner in my fav"


and there we go, what's it with so many iranians mistaking 'any' and 'all' with one another?

- "restaurant but he messed up all my plan"

all = همه
any = هر

your sentence would be translated as:
- ولی او همه نقشه منو بهم زد.

which is okayyyyy to some extend, but not quite so, you should say
- ولی او همه‌ی نقشه‌های منو بهم زد
or
- ولی او همه‌ی نقشه‌ی منو بهم زد

remember:
Hameye naqšeye mano (all of my plan) ≠ Hame naqšeye mano (all my plan)


This is indeed a bad habit among iranians to use unagreeabale nouns and verbs:

- "فشانه‌های خون خیابان را فرا میگیرد"


It's 100% wrong, the verb (میگیرد) must be in agreement with the noun, i.e. pluralized:

- "فشانه‌های خون خیابان را فرا میگیرند"


so back to your sentence, it must be:
- "but he messed up all my plans"

or
- "but he messed up all of my plan [for the night]"


Should I keep correcting or that's enough Fiona? :)

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نوشته اصلی از سوی Mehrbod

Should I keep correcting or that's enough Fiona? :)

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yep; why not?...I'll be glad to know more...acytually some of them u mentioned coz I was in hurry that time :e405:
But I know my grammer sucks, spelling as well!!!

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نوشته اصلی از سوی Fiona

yep; why not?...I'll be glad to know more...acytually some of them u mentioned coz I was in hurry that time :e405:
But I know my grammer sucks, spelling as well!!!

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Sure but for later on ... and abt the spelling, it's completely normal among girls, I wouldn't worry about it ...

Russell, Amir, Anarchy and everyone else, share your happy awkard experiences please :)



p.s.
I'm soooo glad iranbanoo doesn't read this thread ...



p.s2.
u still havn't written anything anywhere besides english threads!!

either people don't have much romantic experience here
or are afraid of something

:)))

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نوشته اصلی از سوی undead_knight

or are afraid of something

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If it's my grammaniac I'll promise I will shup up and say nothing! :))

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نوشته اصلی از سوی Mehrbod

If it's my grammaniac I'll promise I will shup up and say nothing! :))

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have you ever heard of ORTHOGRAPHY :)))
better to work on spelling and miss typing
:))

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نوشته اصلی از سوی undead_knight

have you ever heard of ORTHOGRAPHY :)))
better to work on spelling and miss typing
:))

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Nah... that's probably my unconscious mind busy at work keeping me from dispraising myself,

"'Shut' Up? nah... that's too harsh, let's go with shup up, as in let's go shup up, yeah cool :)", concludes the UM.

:)))


Now, instead of spamming tell us ur story buddy :) how was your first kiss?

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نوشته اصلی از سوی Mehrbod

Nah... that's probably my unconscious mind busy at work keeping me from dispraising myself,

"'Shut' Up? nah... that's too harsh, let's go with shup up, as in let's go shup up, yeah cool :)", concludes the UM.

:)))


Now, instead of spamming tell us ur story buddy :) how was your first kiss?

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its kind of a pedophilic story
and i was the lucky victim :))

i have a lot of work to do today,wait and your patience will be rewarded :))

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نوشته اصلی از سوی undead_knight

its kind of a pedophilic story
and i was the lucky victim :))

i have a lot of work to do today,wait and your patience will be rewarded :))

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i guess nobody was interested :))

the story begins with a socially unattached kid,i mean female ones :)
these two girls were nearly sixteen and since i was the only always available male,i was the subject of some sexual experiment :)))

the first kiss that i received was really mechanical, and i didn't enjoy it at all
but the other parts were somehow desirable :))

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نوشته اصلی از سوی undead_knight

i guess nobody was interested :))

the story begins with a socially unattached kid,i mean female ones :)
these two girls were nearly sixteen and since i was the only always available male,i was the subject of some sexual experiment :)))

the first kiss that i received was really mechanical, and i didn't enjoy it at all
but the other parts were somehow desirable :))

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if I wasn't interested, I am now :)

what kind of experiments are we talkin' about? :e107:

How old were you then yourself?

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نوشته اصلی از سوی Mehrbod

if I wasn't interested, I am now :)

what kind of experiments are we talkin' about? :e107:

How old were you then yourself?

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:))
of course i don't mean scientific ones :))
9 !
i told you its pedophilic story :)))
the experiments involved some touching and physical contact

i guess they were just curious about sexual feelings. both in males and females :))

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نوشته اصلی از سوی undead_knight

:))
of course i don't mean scientific ones :))
9 !
i told you its pedophilic story :)))
the experiments involved some touching and physical contact

i guess they were just curious about sexual feelings. both in males and females :))

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Nine! that's indeed pedophilic! :))
Alas I don't see much of pleasure in them, but it's kind of cool.. haven't you seen them since then ever again?
More details could've been be nice, or xâstani :)

p.s.
Where's everybody else?